This is somehow the most important sports news I’ve read today.
Hey everyone, we here at the BC office would like to interrupt your Wednesday with a small Sammy Sosa update. We have been a little concerned about Sammy’s well being over the past couple of weeks considering we haven’t spotted the guy since he crashed a Miami Art Basel in December.
You may remember him looking rather white:
Luckily, it looks like Sammy’s okay. He popped up in a fan photo almost a week ago, flashing some bling on the wrist and not-so-frightening skin complexion:
Perhaps Sammy’s laid off that weird cosmetic cream he’s been using? Or maybe he just had the guy filter the shit out of the photo before posting it.