Notorious ballhawk Zack Hample, who is known as a major baseball collector, was unhappy yesterday. Forget the fact that he has collected thousands of baseballs, known to have shoved children to get a ball and going to games he wasn’t allowed to attend, this was something that made me laugh.

Well that is some awful logic. A man’s paycheck is somehow equal to a guy who catches baseballs as a fan at games? This entitlement nonsense doesn’t make sense, especially for a guy who already has a ton of balls. But of course, he is so warped and obsessed with it he feels that he has to get it.

Relax, dude. You already got your ball. I’m glad to see Clayton Kershaw humble him.